Funny wishes Merry Christmas and Happy 2022 Merry Christmas and Happy 2022 with humorous messages.

Not all goodbyes are bad, saying goodbye to a new year is always done between parties and fun.
Saying goodbye to 2021 with a good mood and sharing your joy with the people you care about is always an excellent idea and they help you face the new year with renewed energy to meet all the goals for 2022.
A short and fun phrase can be more valuable than that gift that your friend doesn't know what to do with it. Choose a short Christmas message and use it as you see fit:
Let's say that this year it is easier to wish the new year, given how 2021 has gone, it is really very difficult that it will be worse. The coronavirus, the quarantine, the masks made this year truly incredible, unexpected and it will also be unforgettable.
But now is the time to joke about it, despite many past sufferings.
Christmas is a moment of joy and peace, but also of fun and well-spent moments. If you like to escape the traditional messages of love and peace right now, you can feel comfortable. Here you will find all kinds of texts that allude to Christmas, but moving away from the traditional and meeting other minds, younger or simply more open to the fun world of messages.
Exchange with colleagues at work or school, showing that the game is also present in the Christmas spirit.
Be the most original of this Christmas and do not hesitate to look for that text that is suitable for the season but that makes you the most comic and funny author of the Christmas messages. Your friends, family and colleagues will be affected.
Let these twelve dishes be present on the table on Christmas Eve in our family, in every person's family: LOVE, WISDOM, FORGIVENESS, RELIABILITY, LOYALTY, JOY, JOY, SUCCESS, HEALTH, SINCERITY, PEACE, SENSITIVITY

Funny image with the man on a bicycle carrying a Christmas tree with his legs spread out. Runway out!! !! Christmas is coming!
Funny image with the man on a bicycle carrying a Christmas tree with his legs spread he seems to shout Runway out!! Christmas is coming! .



The end of the year is the time to forget all our problems for a moment, smile and enjoy the holidays with special people.
And we can't forget to send this funny message to our group of friends to brighten everyone's night and make them laugh at the moment of change.
Christmas is approaching and it is also the time to wish good things to your friends, family, anyone.
What isn't always there is inspiration. If you need a little help for New Year's messages but don't want to fall into the cliché, we have prepared a selection with many funny and beautiful Christmas and New Year phrases with a variety of always funny images.
Impossible not to smile with these texts, if you need expressions for Christmas messages for Instagram, Facebook or WhatsApp or as you prefer to use them, you will find here a nice resource to be exploited for free.

The holidays between Christmas and New Year represent the most important period of these all over the world, both for celebrations and also for the economic side, between December 20 and January 1, much is spent on gifts, food, travel and clothing than any other time of year.
It's time for greetings, with virtual messages and postcards to be exchanged by the thousands.
If you want to have fun in a comic, humorous way, wish your friend, girlfriend, relative or loved one a Merry Christmas and do it with funny messages or pictures, this section will help you in this, we have collected many sentences and images on the humorous theme to wish and make you smile at the same time!


image with plaque and written 2021 with date of birth 01-01-202 and death date 31-12-2021, with hanging mask and coronavirus drawing, an event that marked this year
2021 was a bad year, to forget and bury, all over the world Covid-19 has deeply marked our way of life, we have known the lockdown, the quarantine, going out with the fear of infecting us, and always with masks, gloves and sanitizing gels.
Our lives have changed radically for months and it will be a year that will go down in history for the coronavirus, so now we can only wish ourselves a blessed new year and finally make sure that the old 2021 is only a memory, to be overcome, but impossible to forget .


Comic greeting cards for happy new year greetings, merry and funny Merry Christmas messages

Not all goodbyes are bad, saying goodbye to a new year is always between holidays and fun.
Saying goodbye to 2021 in a good mood and sharing your joy with your loved ones is always excellent and helps you welcome the new year with renewed energy to achieve all the goals for 2022.
A Short and fun phrase can be more valuable than what I give to those who don't know what to do with your friend. Choose a short Christmas message and use it as you see fit:
Let's say that research is easier to wish for the new year, given the 2021 course, it is really very difficult that it could be worse.
Christmas is a moment of joy and peace, but also of fun and well-spent moments.
If you like to escape the traditional messages of love and peace right now, you can feel comfortable.
Here you will find all kinds of texts that allude to Christmas, but starting from the traditional and meeting other goals, younger or simply more seen in the fun world of messages.
Discuss with colleagues at work or school, showing that the game is also present in the spirit of Christmas. If it is more original for NATO research and should not be searched, what text is appropriate for the season but which makes you more comical and fun than Christmas messages. Your friends, family and colleagues will be interested.

Happy Holidays Comic Greeting Card

The Christmas period and the increase in our tummy

Christmas has come, a moment of love, peace and above all forgiveness, because at the end of these weeks we all have to forgive ourselves for the amount of food we eat and drink.
Happy holidays !! ..

Statistics on the new year

Right now, in this country, 66,000 people are making love, 15,820 are running out, 19,965 are starting, 28,819 are in full pleasure and only one is reading the messages.
Wake up to life! Happy New Year

Being rich in friends in the new year

A wise man said: the wealth of a human being is measured by the quantity and quality of the friends he has.
Thanks for being part of my luck. Happy New Year!

Great plans for the new year

Enjoy your delicious food and the best wine with champagne toast, as well as your tropical vacation and all those wild parties on this Christmas.
Well, we can all dream of Christmas, and you can even go overboard!

A definitely better year

Without fear of denial and with 99.99% security I can tell you that 2022 will be a better year than the old 2021!

Merry Christmas and many extra pounds as gifts

We have dinner with friends, with colleagues, in the gym, with family, again with friends, and there is no waistline that can handle it.
But no problem, because if your clothes stop serving you can borrow your pants from Santa Claus.
Merry Christmas!

The new year in practice

Tired of deluding myself every year with peace, serenity, joy, love and health, for this year I ask you all for more concreteness.
Checks, cash or hard coins are most welcome for the new year. Thanks and if you need the Iban, do not hesitate to ask for it.
Best wishes!

And now what awaits us?

We deluded ourselves in 2016.
We made mental films in 2017.
We hoped for it in 2018.
We believed it in 2019.
There would have been a turning point in 2020.
But 2021 has truly exceeded all black expectations, just a word Covid-19.
And now? What awaits us in 2022?


A little girl crying desperately in Santa's dress. With text: Happy Christmas
A little girl crying desperately in Santa's dress. With text: Happy Christmas


Christmas is passing

Notice to the whole population: Christmas is over. The simulation of peace and love is over, you can resume behaving as usual.

Old year to be archived

Inextinguishable, Imperishable, Inexhaustible, Insatiable, Relentless, Stubborn, Stubborn, Stubborn, Stubborn and steadfast, I am here to congratulate you on 2022, much worse than the old year cannot go !!

Good times

For the good times, gratitude. For the bad guys, hope. For each day, an illusion. And always, always, happiness.
This is what I wish you for this new year!

Ho ho ho! Santa Claus will laugh at you

Christmas has come and it's time to throw Santa's sack again to see if he's a really good old man and makes nice presents. But it doesn't make sense to remember being a good guy just now at the end of the year.
If you have not behaved well, you have spent all year pissing everyone off, you have not kept the promises of the new year, you were an irresponsible person, you have not made the bed every morning.
If you haven't helped a granny across the street or done other good deeds, she won't have a present for you in Santa's bag this year.
Santa Claus will laugh at you ... ho ho ho! Now all he has to do is wait for next Christmas.
But remember: do the good that your Santa Claus is coming! But anyway, without the embrace of your friends, you don't stay. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Happy Holidays!

I know that in the old year I did not do well

There have been many times in the past year that I have irritated you ... disturbed ... spied on ... filled with jokes ... here .. well ... today .. I just want to tell you ... that I intend to continue in 2022!
Happy New Year Greetings!

No year

No year will be truly new if we continue to make the same mistakes as the old ones.

I found happiness

I found happiness and she said she would go to her house.
I asked her to also bring health and love. Treat them well, go in my name. Happy New Year!

Hope

I hope your problems last as long as your new year's goals. Happy New Year!

On this party

On this festive occasion I wanted to send something funny, incredible, tender, sexy, sweet and very interesting. But I'm sorry, I don't go across the screen. Happy New Year !!


A mirage at Christmas, a panettone in the street. Panettone is the most classic of the desserts related to the Christmas holidays.
A mirage at Christmas, a panettone on the street that gets confused among the bollards on the sidewalks. Panettone is the most classic of the desserts related to the Christmas holidays .


I deposited 365 days

Today I deposited 365 days of good luck, joy and happiness in your account. He succeeds well, because he is no longer there.
Happy 2022!

At the moment in the new year

Right now, in this country, 66,000 people are making love, 15,820 are running out, 19,965 are starting, 28,819 are in full pleasure and only one is reading the messages. Wake up to life!
Happy new year!

New Years as real friends

You can change cars, houses, clothes, shoes, month, appearance, job, year; but never friends.
Happy New Year !!!

New Year's gifts

Don't expect gifts this year. I'm having a drink with Santa Claus and things have gone a little out of control ...

Tips 2022

Tips for the new year: the important thing is money, health comes and goes; two words will open all the doors: "pull and push"; each question has two points of view: the wrong one and yours. Happy New Year!


Beautiful image as Homer Simpson's greeting card with Happy Holidays wishes text
Beautiful image to send as a nice greeting card with Homer Simpson and a text to wish you a happy holiday: And go!! here we go eat and spend but mostly we love!


The best for 2022

I don't know if I keep you in the bank because you are worth a lot; in the fridge, because you're a candy, or on an island, because you're a treasure ... anyway, I just wanted to wish you all the best for the new year!

Situation for the new year

My situation is so disastrous, that my first wish for 2022 is that it rains in the new year, at least savings on the purchase of fireworks!

Objective 2022

Goal 2022: enroll my cupid in an archery school!

Making changes

I am tired of being boring, in 2021 I will be unbearable.

Thoughts for a friend

Dear friend, if you are happy, I am happy. If you are sad, I am sad.
So in 2022, please get rich!

At the end of the year

At the end of the new year, ask for a slim body and a fat wallet, in this order! Try not to get confused like last year!

Santa Claus gifts 2022

Santa Claus has forgotten my Christmas present, but the government will not forget New Year's gifts: taxes, increases and new taxes.

You were fantastic

This year you have not been good ... You have been FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyful and your holidays bright!



Funny romantic phrases and funny and funny messages to be exchanged between lovers

A 2022 with love in abundance

Weather Forecast for New Year: heavy rain of kisses and hugs is expected, it is advisable to close the umbrella and open your heart.
Happy New Year!

First of all best wishes for a Merry Christmas and a happy 2022, my love

Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories dissolve ... before the telephone network starts to jam ... I want to wish you a Happy New Year 20220, my love!

Romantic holidays with you at the end of the year

Love for the night of December 31st I want to take you to a place where you've never been until now! Do you know your kitchen?

Special gift from Santa Claus

My love, this year, when you write the letter to Santa Claus, ask me as a gift, and I will give you all of myself!

Mistletoe to fall in love

And get out from under that mistletoe and answer my wishes for a Happy New Year!

Passionate, affective and sentimental wishes

On this date I wanted to send something funny, incredible, tender, sexy, sweet and very interesting.
But I'm sorry, I don't go across the screen. Happy New Year!

Many kisses at these parties

What would I like to find under the tree?
A package full of your kisses my love, they are unique and special and I'm never satisfied!
Best wishes for a Merry Christmas!

Funny story about buying Christmas gifts

In court earlier this year, the judge asked:
Accused, what are we accusing you of?
The accused replied:
I'm accused of making my Christmas purchases too early!
The judge:
What do you mean too early; It's not forbidden ...
The accused:
too early, i.e. before the store opens ...


Collection of short and playful phrases for funny Merry Christmas wishes

• May Santa Claus always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!

• In our city we cannot have a crib of Jesus for Christmas, because we cannot find 3 wise men and a virgin.

• I got you 20 lottery tickets this Christmas. You won $ 3! Here are these ...

• January 1st and the eternal struggle between the "Happy New Year greetings!" and the "How do you get my number?!

• I look forward to Christmas to rediscover my highest values: cholesterol, triglycerides and blood sugar.

• I want to spend New Year's Eve in New York like last year ... I didn't go there last year too, but I wanted to go, the same as this year!

• In the New Year I envy the fact that he can retire after only 12 months.

• If it rains happiness, I wish you a storm. Happy New Year!

• What makes you fat is not what you eat between Christmas and New Year ... it is what you eat between New Year and Christmas.

• At Christmas all men become good ... said the cannibal.


A funny photo with Santa Claus who cut a Christmas tree and jumps for joy
A funny photo with Santa Claus who cut a Christmas tree and jumps for joy


Collection of short and playful phrases for good wishes for a Happy 2022

• Attention with best wishes. The last time you said happy new year 2021 came out!

• And now that it is 10 pm on December 31st I can finally I can wish you a Happy New Year. And now goodnight to everyone.

• R.I.P. 2021. (01/01/2021 - 31/12/2021)

• R.I.P. 2021. Spent a little, but it did a lot of damage!

• For this 2021 that is leaving, only one thing there is to say: "Thank goodness you get out of the way".

By 2022, which arrives, on the other hand, I would say: "Be well and don't do like 2021".

• Be careful to copy a phrase like you wish yourself a year like the one just past, that 2021 was one of the worst years ever!

• Those who "Greetings to 2021, a year full of joys, wonderful days, achievements and great satisfaction".

But where did you get the quarantine? where did you live, IN WALT DISNEY'S FAIRY TALES?

• If I win the lottery in this lucky year of mine, I will calmly share with you all ... my joy.

• 2021 fitness project rescheduled for 2022!

• I'm a fortune teller! Don't tell me but I already know all your intentions for the new year: finish those of 1990!

• Every day we learn, we continually make mistakes, so I wish you an excellent 2010 and that every minute is a new opportunity for you :)

• Change of year, change of dreams, change of goals, change of appearance ... but never change of friends.

• I don't know if I keep you in the bank, because you are worth a lot; in the fridge, because you're a candy, or on an island, because you're a treasure ... anyway, I just wanted to wish you all the best for the new year!

• I want to send you original greetings. So now no Happy New Year wishes. This afternoon I will wish you a Happy Digestion for the New Year's Eve dinner, if we have both survived the menu.

• An optimist stays up until midnight to watch the new year arrive. A pessimist stays awake to make sure the old year is over

• May you enter this new year on the right foot. If you are left-handed careful, I warned you!

• New year, new life ... Are we going to my house to create a new life?

• May this year find happiness, health, love, money, peace and everything you need. And what you can't find, search on GOOGLE.

• That you never miss a dream to fight for, a project to carry out, something to learn, a place to go and someone to love ... Happy New Year!

• Friends are like speed cameras, even if you don't see them, they are always there. Happy New Year!

• 2021 is retired. Blessed is he who can go there. Best wishes!

Jokes and jokes to laugh a little on New Year's Eve

In life the night of Saint Silvester

At 18 you can dance all night and morning around
At 27 years old you dance all night and then sleep
At 35, the challenge is to dance all night
At 42 you can dance until 3, but what an effort!
At 50, arriving awake at midnight is a struggle
At 60 I turn off my cell phone at 10 p.m. and tomorrow we talk about it to answer the wishes

Never a year worse than 2021

Brindi to the new year?
No, I drink to forget the old one.


cartoon with Santa Claus in the hammock and sign saying strike
Comic with Santa Claus in the hammock and sign with "strike" written


Consistency and stability for the new year

And after years of projects and attempts, I finally understood, I want to start the new year as I have always finished them, with no purpose to achieve.

Aphorisms and funny quotes for New Year


Good intentions are futile attempts to interfere with scientific laws. Their origin is pure vanity. Their result is absolutely nil. They are simply checks that men cash out from a bank where they don't have an account. (Oscar Wilde)

• New Year is a harmless annual institution, useful only as an excuse for promiscuous drinking, phone calls from friends and stupid resolutions. (Mark Twain)

• A used one would be enough, but of those in which it was better. (Charlie Brown, Peanuts)

• The right behavior throughout the holiday season is to be drunk. This state culminates on New Year's Eve when you're drunk enough to kiss the woman you married. (P. J. O’Rourke)

• The goal of a new year is not to have a new year. It's that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears and new eyes. (G.K. Chesterton)

• Youth is when it is allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when one is forced. (Bill Vaughan)

• I knew I was right. I knew it! There has already been a day like today in 1935. This is not a new year at all! It's a used year! I will write a tough letter of protest ... Who is it that deals with the years? (Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz)

• So here we are at the end of the year, Happy new Year! ... Another year is gone and what have I accomplished this year that hasn't accomplished in the past years? Nothing! What consistency, huh? (Peanuts, Charles M. Schulz)

• The month of January is the one in which you wish your friends greetings. The other months are those in which the wishes do not come true. (Georg Lichtenberg)

For the rest, this year too will be how men will do it. (Gianni Rodari)

• I hope you make mistakes in this new year. Because if you are making mistakes, then you are doing new things, trying new things, learning, living, pushing yourself, changing yourself, changing the world. (Neil Gaiman)

• Wishing and hoping that the new year will be better than the previous one is ancient custom. It is significant. It tells us how in the whole history of humanity there has never been a year so successful as to ask for an encore. (Pino Caruso)

• With what purpose do I enter the new year? With the desire to be spared from such questions. (Karl Kraus)

• You are doing things you have never done before and, more importantly, you are doing something. This is my wish for you and for all of us and my wish for myself. Make New Mistakes. Make glorious, amazing mistakes. Make mistakes that nobody has done before. Do not freeze, do not stop, do not worry that it is not "good enough" or that it is not perfect, whatever it is: art or love or work or family or life. (Neil Gaiman)

• New Year is the time to make your good intentions. The following week you can start tiling the road to hell for us, as usual. (Mark Twain)

Whatever you are afraid of doing it, do it. Make your mistakes, next year and forever. (Neil Gaiman)


Image of Santa Claus running with a huge bag to bring gifts
Image of Santa Claus running with a huge bag to bring gifts


Humorous messages to share for the Christmas and New Year holidays

• Merry Christmas. Good voices, an excellent 2022. Happy new Year, happy carnival and happy Easter. A great April 25, Father's and Mother's Day. Happy Valentine's Day, August 15th and the rest of the holidays. It is an excellent holiday. Beautiful, everything is ready and only to be shipped.

• Christmas and New Year are coming and the fireworks are coming with them. I want a lot of things to explode.

• And also this year, the real turning point, the radical change, we will do it next year. Thanks that you are with me too.

• Celebrate, celebrate, eat and drink a lot, because what makes you fat is not what you eat between Christmas and New Year, but what you eat between New Year and Christmas

• Beautify your city for the holidays and the New Year, stay indoors until January 7th.

• I have read your horoscope for the next year: HEALTH, the stars smile at you. MONEY, the stars smile at you. SEX, the stars kill themselves laughing. I hope your problems last as long as your new year's goals. Happy New Year!

• If, in this new year, science continues to invest more in virility than in Alzheimer's, at the age of 80, it will be very hard, but for what we will not remember.

• Warning for the whole population: the simulacrum of peace and love is over. Protect the cod, insult the in-laws and the brothers-in-law and separate. Happy New Year!

• Friends are like wine, they improve over time. To all those who are part of my cellar: happy new year!

• Don't think about the past because you can't change it, don't think about the future because you can't foresee it, don't think about the present because I haven't bought it yet! Happy New Year!



Ridiculous image with ugly Santa Claus and greeting text as a happy holidays card
Ridiculous image with ugly Santa Claus and greeting text: Happy New Year. Here is a wish for the New Year from someone who is adorable, handsome and intelligent and want to see you smiling always.


SMS to laugh with the wishes of the end of the year

December 31 is celebrated all over the world, after all it is the end of a cycle and the beginning of a new year. Together with all the celebrations and holidays, family reunions and promises made, the new year tends to be a time of change. Here some ideas to make your wishes differently .

• A hug is the ideal Christmas gift: one size fits all and nobody cares if you want to exchange it.

• Santa Claus is so cheerful because he knows where all the bad girls live.

• There was only one Christmas - the rest are only anniversaries.

• I wish you Christmas full of stress, fatigue and anger. Okay, maybe it's not cute, but at least it's pretty realistic.

• The Christmas season is magical, because I buy gifts for this year with next year's money.

• May your Christmas be like Santa Claus: fat, cheerful and generous.

• Once I tried to be an atheist, but I gave up - they don't have the Christmas holidays !!!

• Once a year, at Christmas, people of all religions gather to worship Jesus ...

• Christmas should be a time of peace and contemplation, but who had the idea that there must be gifts ???

• What is the most difficult task for a man at Christmas? Make the children think that it is Santa Claus and make the woman understand that it is not.

• New Year's resolutions: don't make resolutions.

• The Goose's Wish for a Christmas: I want to know the truth - is there a life after Christmas?

Messages to be sent on Whatsapp for Christmas and New Year greetings

• I hope this new year will only make the same old mistakes. I'm already used to them.

• Friendliness to earn a lot of money in 2021: wake up early, take a shower and go to work.

• It's New Year! Warning good things: they can already start happening.

• The new year is coming and with him 366 new opportunities to make you wrong again.

• I have already made the decision: this new year I will begin to respect the list of promises I made in 1997.

• NASA has confirmed that on January 1, 2021, after 19:00, the sky will be completely dark. It's a phenomenon called night.

• He has spoken ill of me all year round and now he wishes me a happy new year ...

• I hope that for the new year you will be able to find the right path, the one furthest away from me! In spite of everything, I love you and wish you a New Year's Eve with bows!

Happy New Year to my friends who are like speed cameras: even if I don't see them, I know I'm always around.

For you who are looking for some wishes today, here are some New Year's phrases for 2022!

• It is within you that the new year has been dozing and waiting forever "(Carlos Drummond de Andrade).

• It is time to leave everything that has not worked. Happy 2022!

• Goal for the new year? Be happy!

• In this new year, I hope all the best will come and stay.

• It is within you that the new year dozes and waits forever "(Carlos Drummond de Andrade)

• It is time to leave everything that has not worked. Happy 2022!

• Goal for the new year? Be happy!.

• In this new year, I hope all the best will come and stay.

In addition to enjoying parties with special people and putting problems aside for even a moment, the New Year can be a time for that message that will make your recipients laugh.

Thoughts to start the year with a good mood

• At the end of the year, I remember the important things in life: the holidays and the thirteenth.

• What did I get this Christmas? Weight.

• There are people who jump seven waves in the new year that the sea pulls like an offer.

• What color should I wear my panties so that the new year is less sultry next year?

• I have big plans for 2022. And to accomplish everything, I just need one thing, to win the lottery.

• The real Merry Christmas is Christmas that falls on business days.

• If it rains happiness, I wish you a storm. Happy 2022!

• Happy 2022! May love, peace and wisdom be in our life like the past year, how many cracks are said to wish you luck!.

• May the new year that starts be full of happiness and results. Happy 2022!

• There are no limits to our dreams, believe us. Happy 2022!



idea for a nice gift. Panties decorated for Christmas
Idea for a nice gift. Briefs decorated for the holidays to wear at Christmas


Humorous Christmas phrases for Facebook or to be used in the state of Whatsapp, chat or groups

• I have read your messages on WhatsApp. I think someone will certainly donate a dictionary for these holidays.

• The crisis is so serious that I asked Santa Claus what he would bring me as a gift, he visualized it and did not respond.

• Once I was so bad that I wrote the letter to Santa Claus with newspaper clippings so as not to be recognized.

• At Christmas do not speak words of circumstance but do real good works, that is, give me money.

• Christmas is like New Year's Friday. You like it, but you know the party is only after.

• Santa Claus, this year I want a fat bill and a thin body. Please don't confuse again.

• Christmas is Christmas only when someone cries. Usually it's me. (Shrek)

• The iPhone I received this Christmas is well preserved, it is in the shop with a burglar alarm.

• I am so fat that if I wear a red dress, the children come to ask for a gift,

• Who lives in the past is a museum. Anyone who lives in the future is a psychic. Who lives as a gift is Santa Claus.

• Man has four phases in life: when he believes in Santa Claus, when he no longer believes in him, when he dresses as Santa Claus and when he looks like Santa Claus.

• I'm sorry for you who had a boyfriend before Christmas and had to spend on gifts.

• I can't wait to spend Christmas, so I can buy the panettone for a discount.

• Dear Santa, you don't have to carry anything, just take a few people in your bag.

• In my current financial situation, I see that the Christmas dinner at home will be like the original Jesus made: bread and wine for 13 people.

Happy New Year's humorous messages to start 2022 with joy and renewal.

• All people who left my life in 2021 are not allowed to return in 2022! Happy New Year!

• - What would you like from the new year 2022? - I nothing, I hope that he does not want anything from me, that this past year has taken away from me two years of life!

• I just thought it would last longer, after only 12 months he is already old and ready to die. Goodbye 2021! And I can only say that it has also gone far.

• Suddenly in a second, the glasses cross and the sparkling champagne announces that the old year is over and the new year is here. But now we have to live it!

Funny New Year's phrases and images in these times of the Internet.

• For a bad experience on the past, the new year will not start at midnight on December 31, this is only a beta version, the official one will be released only after the carnival.

• My mother is so slow to write that when she finishes writing the New Year's congratulatory message it's Christmas.

• I didn't ask Santa for any gifts, just to come with the empty bag, put my mother-in-law and take her away to the north pole.

Funny Christmas Messages

• This year I thought about what I can offer you for Christmas. After many attempts, I have come to the conclusion that the best I can give you is the wishes of a Merry Christmas with health, love and happiness.

• This year at Christmas, in an attempt to be original, I wanted to offer you something so big and so beautiful that it dazzled you. But then I saw that you have no space in the house ... so I wish you a merry Christmas

• A year has three hundred sixty-five days. Christmas was the day when all the shops are closed ... So my gift is for the next one. This year be happy for a Merry Christmas

. • I bought socks to offer ... Then I read an article saying that nobody likes to receive socks at Christmas. So it is better not to take risks. Listen, I took advantage of it and I wore them to wish you: Merry Christmas

• I spend three hundred and sixty-four days waiting for this day to talk to you. Now I miss the words ... so here is a model of good wishes always: I wish you a merry Christmas.

• You know, I had a surprise designed to get you on Christmas. Then I thought of everyone who couldn't match my gift. Maybe they would be ashamed. So I decided to wish you only a Merry Christmas.

• Look, after choosing the gifts I wanted to offer you ... a problem arose: the credit card was not accepted. I was able to buy this postcard only with the rest I had in my pocket, to wish you happy holidays.

• This year I wanted to be original and I asked Santa Claus to bring you affection, health, love and hope. I wanted to send you something else that was different, but since I have to give many gifts, I give them all the same. Did you like it?

• Toc toc toc. Can I come in? In these periods the only thing I can give is this message full of affection and with the wishes of a Merry Christmas.

Jokes and messages in a good mood on New Year's Eve

• This Christmas I wanted to offer you something different. I have searched but I have not found anything suitable for you. So I want to wish you a merry Christmas with lots of gifts so you don't miss my.

• Santa Claus has forgotten my Christmas present, but the government will not forget the year-end tax deadlines.

• Not even the New Year holidays have arrived and people are already trying to know when the carnival will be just to see the days of the next holidays.

Do you remember those people who said they would change in 2021? Well, December has arrived and they are always the same as always.



A chemical bath for the yard decorated with colored Christmas lights, it's Christmas for everyone
"A chemical toilet for the yard decorated with colored Christmas lights, it's Christmas for everyone


Funny New Year Quotes

• Have you seen the 2022 calendar? Have you looked for your birthday and the period of your holidays? So okay, you're a normal person.

• Writing my list of goals for 2022 will be easier this year, after all I will change the date on last year's list, after all, the exercise, the waste of time on Facebook and WhatApps by posting funny pictures, losing weight. .. They have been on the list since 2021, 2020, 2019 ...

• An optimist stays up until midnight to watch the new year arrive. A pessimist stays awake to make sure the old year is over!

• I haven't even won the lottery and I've already spent it all in my head.

• The year has changed, but laziness remains the same.

Unfortunately, the fact that I did not win the lottery caused a delay in the realization of my plans that I had planned for the year. It wasn't my fault.

• The year is coming and the only thing that has increased has been my belly.

Humor and jokes for the new year

• I haven't even won the lottery and I've already spent it all in my head.

• Friends are like speed cameras, even if you don't see them, they are always there. Happy New Year

• For the good times, gratitude. For the bad guys, I hope. For each day, an illusion. And always, always, happiness. This is what I wish you for this new year!

• In 2022 I will no longer drink. It is not true, I will continue to drink the usual. - Phrases about hangovers.

• I hope this new year will only make the same old mistakes. I'm already used to them.

• On this date, I wanted to send something funny, incredible, sexy, sweet and very interesting. But I'm sorry, I don't go across the screen. Happy New Year!

• There will never be a new year if you keep copying the mistakes of the old years.

• The Chinese are so advanced that the New Year is also celebrated first.

Funny messages to share on Facebook

• It makes no sense to wish you a happy new year if you are still stuck in the past.

• I'm going to buy a truck. Everyone is saying it will be a year of change, that I will get rich by shipping.

• A wise man said: the wealth of a human being is measured by the quantity and quality of friends he has. Thanks for being part of my luck. Happy new year

• There are so many people who post change messages in the new year that the person seems to be working with freight.

• I hope your problems last as long as your new year's goals. Happy New Year!

• There is a saying: "every time a man laughs he increases a few days of his life." May this year have much more than 365 days! Happy New Year!

• There are three ways of doing things: the right way, the wrong way and my way, which is the same as the wrong way, only faster

• I hope to be the first to congratulate you on the new year. Happy 2025!

• The new year's cheers are over. They can go back to hating the neighbor.

• May this year find happiness, health, love, money, peace and anything you desire. And what you can't find, search on Google.

• New Year's goal: send my cupid to a bow and arrow, to see if he learns to hit the right target.


Greetings written on a 500 euro banknote. Happy and prosperous New Year 2022
When there are no greeting cards, you can send a merry Christmas like this. They are the best wishes written on a 500 euro banknote, certainly the most appreciated greeting cards by all. Happy and prosperous New Year 2022


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